1.
A folded map
where you were saved
-so you can't get lost-
some days ago.
In a steady-state

1a.
Just lying there
wishing a collision between You and another particle
and looking forward to keep the kinetic energy
without letting it turn into heat and internal elastic potential energy
when the bodies are supposed to be deformed during the collision.

2.
But, have You heard about phenomena
that have been carried far beyond its equilibrium state?

2a.
Researchers have found that
the fast collisions result
of densely packed bodies produce
a "liquid" state.

3.
Well, this is not going to be your case.
How can You expect to find another particle in an empty linear system?
Even so...
How is it possible to maintain You enclosed, folded and dry in a map?

How can You not get lost in a linear system that is always wet?

3a.
Certain principles are just invariant.
They can not be avoided on any scale

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4.
The laws of quantum physics
normally govern the atomic and subatomic world
(they'd apply if You collide with another particle).
They are not applied to larger single objects...
such as You,
lying folded and alone in that map.

4a.
Stop waiting and wanting collisions, just avoid boredom.